I once had a post here which consisted entirely of “sigh." I wish I kept it, because it really could do with a reblog right now.
some days, I have an overwhelming urge to close up my Macbook, firmly grip it with my right hand and fling it across my room, sinking it deep into the wall. one day I will try this.
thought some mysterious force had gifted me with $20 to my go card. turns out I just turned auto reload on without noticing while drunk after a party one night. at least drunk Jack has sober Jack’s future interests in mind (sometimes).